Rebecca Black

"April" Autism Awareness Song Parody


For the most annoying month of the year, the most annoying song of all time:

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be the same follow my routine
Gotta have my cereal it's gluten-free
Casein-free, wheat-free tastes like glue
Gotta follow my social story
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Glad it's not the short bus, wish I had friends
Bullies in the front seat
Bullies in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's April, April
Light it up blue in April
everybody's gettin' aware of autism
April April
Wearin' blue for April
Everybody's so aware of autism

Autism Autism
Autism Autism

Stim Stim Stim Stim
Do you want autism to end?

Yesterday you hate me
Today you tolerate me
Me Me Me so excited
Me so excited
To be tolerated
Tomorrow ignore me
And next day hate me again
I don't want this weekend to end!

It's April, April
Light it up blue in April
everybody's gettin' aware of autism
April April
Wearin' blue for April
Everybody's so aware of autism

Autism Autism
Autism Autism

Stim Stim Stim Stim
Do you want autism to end?

Click here to listen.

Autism Sings Rebecca Black's "Friday"


Jason's looking forward to the weekend.

Jason Halkias, a young guy with Asperger's syndrome who likes to sing, is back after an extended absence with his rendition of Rebecca Black's "Friday."

Fun, fun, fun, fun.

It's Friday, with Stephen Colbert


Stephen Colbert has to eat his cereal and catch his bus.

 

It's official: I hate Autism Awareness Month! I'm used to actually being able to keep up with what's new in the world of autism and making intuitive decisions about what to share with you.  I'm deluged!  Deluged with celebrities wearing dumb hats and selling purses.  Deluged with inanity like what city is best to live in if you're autistic.

I'm blinded by the blue light.

BIG OFFICIAL NEUROTYPICAL AUTISM  is speaking so loud that they drown out the voices of the people I'm interested in right now.

I've had to go on a brief vacation to the Overlook Hotel.  It's hard to navigate, but quiet and very beautiful.  Fortunately, they've added internet access (entirely wireless!) so I'll be sending you updates.

If you want autism news for the next couple of days, you'll have to visit the Facebook page

This website is haunted by special interests.

And it's Friday.

It's Friday


 

When I first heard Rebeccca Black's "Friday," I thought, "That's the most autistic thing I've heard."  The singsong simplicity, the list of inconsequential daily events, the repetition of inane facts-- this is what my brain sounds like when it's tired and playful.  And the video is an equally joyful exploration of the word "vacuous."

And then autistic rapper 50 Tyson suggested to his Facebook fans (of which I am one) that we add Rebecca Black.

We we we we so excited.

 
 
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